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"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Late BroomStick

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

Welcome to Scotland...

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

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