Alchemy Aficionados Prints

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Late BroomStick

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

Welcome to Scotland...

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

robot in car

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

Harry Kewell

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"