Alchemy Fan Gifts

"Well, the sooner we get all this lead turned into gold, the sooner we can go home."

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Is it that bad?"

"I said slime."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'...I don't like your chances!'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Information booth attendant solves equation

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"Lucky Guess."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

Pizza at the Round Table

Formula.

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"Stop being creative and discover something already."