Artifact Explorer Mugs

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Baby Playing Violin

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Timpani.

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

Robot Painter

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Robot Office Tasks

A man uses a PC with a brain.

How AI is altering the GP patient relationship

Artificial Intelligence

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Snake with headphones.

Haunted museum

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

'Invasion of privacy.'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

A Suggested Reform in Ballet Costume

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."