Stone Circle Lover Gifts

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

StonesHendge.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Stone henge swing.

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

Paleo-to-go

Sundial watch...

'It's turned out well. Just a pity it went so woefully overbudget.'

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

Your Sculpture while you wait.

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

I hate changing FROM Daylight Saving Time.

"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."

"My wife wanted a garden fence."

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

Blimey, you're showing your age now, Tom.

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

'First we build a henge, then they build a henge, now everybody's building henges.'

'Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm afraid you've got Druids!'

I hate changing TO Daylight Saving Time.

The good ol' days.

'Now that Oog's learned to talk, I see that he's a lot dumber than I ever realized.'