Stone Circle Devotee Prints

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

StonesHendge.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Stone henge swing.

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Sundial watch...

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

'I made your favorite, Euclid — Pie!'

"I look forward to our annual Creative Corn Circle Outing."

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

A vicar looks at his in tray and out tray containing a newborn baby and a coffin

"For such a big-ticket item, you'd think they could make the tickets bigger."

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

I hate changing FROM Daylight Saving Time.

"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'