Stone Tool Admirer Prints

The First Cone of Shame.

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Hadrian's Wall

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Toenail clipping missile.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Timbre Wolf

'It's slobberin' time!'

"Ever killed a man?"

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

Orchestra

Moai having a lightbulb moment

Haunted museum

Museum.

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Scary things in the museum

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

Artisanal Pottery

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

Paleo Camp