Primitive Tool Admirer Prints

A "club"?--- but you know I'm a technophobe.

Hadrian's Wall

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

The First Cone of Shame.

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Museum.

Haunted museum

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Scary things in the museum

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."

"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'."

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

Paleo Camp

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

'I just think we should start dating other artifacts.'

Inventing the roulette wheel.

British Museum: "There's nowt British in there!"

"I once dated an archaeologist - but all she kept doing was digging up the past. . ."

"Now all we need is nomenclature."

Tourist