Primitive Tool Admirer Gifts

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Hadrian's Wall

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Haunted museum

Museum.

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Scary things in the museum

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Paleo Camp

"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'."

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

'I just think we should start dating other artifacts.'

Inventing the roulette wheel.

"Now all we need is nomenclature."

"I once dated an archaeologist - but all she kept doing was digging up the past. . ."

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

Tourist