Miniature Home Admirer Gifts

"I've downsized..."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Ever killed a man?"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'Flea and tick circus'

Homes of the font designers

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

"Ummm...nice milkers!"

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor.'

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

Snowman dreams of being inside in the warm.

'... and that one is yours!'

'I've willed my body to science when I die.'

'As you can see, this charming old property has been lovingly restored to its original condition of no electricity, and an outside loo.'

'On the positive side, just think how small the mortgage payments will be.'

'You'll find that when you're seen on a million-volt electron microscope, you really want to look your best.'

Spring Cleaning

Size Matters.

'Keep that dividing down!'

"What do you expect a shrink to look like?"

Red car

"The fact that it's in a corner lot makes it seem much bigger."

The Joy of Cell Division

'Would you consider a swap?'

"Excuse me, sir, but would you mind getting the door for us?"