Miniature Home Admirer Gifts

"I've downsized..."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Ever killed a man?"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

'Flea and tick circus'

Homes of the font designers

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

Bio Lab. I see some shiny things down there. They must be chrome-o-somes!

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor.'

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

"Ummm...nice milkers!"

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."

Snowman dreams of being inside in the warm.

'As you can see, this charming old property has been lovingly restored to its original condition of no electricity, and an outside loo.'

'... and that one is yours!'

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

'I've willed my body to science when I die.'

'On the positive side, just think how small the mortgage payments will be.'

'You'll find that when you're seen on a million-volt electron microscope, you really want to look your best.'

Spring Cleaning

'Keep that dividing down!'

"What do you expect a shrink to look like?"

Red car

Size Matters.

"The fact that it's in a corner lot makes it seem much bigger."

The Joy of Cell Division

'Would you consider a swap?'

"Hey, Alexa - turn the heat down to sixty-three, lock the door when we leave, raise the children, get them into a good school, leave them the house when we pass away, and have them bury us in companion plots on a hill at Greenwood cemetery."