Painting Rebel Pillows

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I gotta be me!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Gallery Pranks

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Graffitti.

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Banksy

Just Stop Oil Painting

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

The sword is mightier than the pen.

"Bloody Graffiti."

Graffiti on baseboard.

Toilet Art.

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."