Rational Rebel Gifts

Brain versus Religion.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

The Choice is Obvious

First O.M.G. church.

"Question authority"

The New Square Mile Regulator.

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

"If you prick a corporation, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If you poison it, does it not die?"

Workers' Rights

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

FDA Ingredients

David Cameron and Europe

When Policy Fails, Try Thinking.

When Policy Fails Try Thinking,

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."

Federally Guidelined

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

BLESS YOU

Nine Lives Matter

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

Rush Limbaugh

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

Philosophy Department. 38 days without logical fallacy. (Published originally on December 6, 2007.)

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'Are you sure this is legal?'

Adam and Adam

"Still waiting for a response from compliance..."

'Of course, I sometimes regret the tattoos a bit...'

God Rules OK.

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'So the age of light touch regulation really is over.'