Conventional Rebels Mugs

"Bob has always been more comfortable thinking inside the box."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

The Mainstream

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'Think' 'But not too much'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

The Choice is Obvious

Daily Routine

The New Square Mile Regulator.

Hipster Police Department

First O.M.G. church.

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Bertrand Russell

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

FDA Ingredients

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'We have to get them out more.'

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

RETIREMENT VOWS

Brain versus Religion.

'Hey man that's a gas!'

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

Federally Guidelined

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Dirty Old Man