Lawful Rebels Mugs

"One night in a moment of rage, I tore off a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

The Choice is Obvious

First O.M.G. church.

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

The New Square Mile Regulator.

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

The serious corporation

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

Workers' Rights

FDA Ingredients

Bertrand Russell

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Federally Guidelined

Brain versus Religion.

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

Nine Lives Matter

'How about some beef stew? -- the wusses from the Health Department made us discontinue the chili.'

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'Are you sure this is legal?'

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

"Still waiting for a response from compliance..."

'So the age of light touch regulation really is over.'

Ideas that failed: In an attempt to make mining regulation easier to understand, lawyers wrote pop-up manuals.