Conventional Rebels Pillows

"Bob has always been more comfortable thinking inside the box."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

The Mainstream

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'Think' 'But not too much'

Daily Routine

The Choice is Obvious

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Hipster Police Department

The New Square Mile Regulator.

First O.M.G. church.

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

Bertrand Russell

'We have to get them out more.'

Federally Guidelined

'Hey man that's a gas!'

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

RETIREMENT VOWS

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

Brain versus Religion.

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Dirty Old Man