Rod And Reel Renegade Pillows

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Rock Climber

"OK, ready to go again?"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Tractor Racing

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Ready for a run!

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

House hunting is cruel.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Exams

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Solar Storm Expected!

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

The lessor of two evils.

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Landlord holding back a tennant from his money: 'It's all part of the service!'

George Washington Toll Plaza

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.