Remote Control Renegade Pillows

'How about a trade? This tasty treat for that tastless old TV remote control.'

"Don't be so childish, I'm entitled to my choice occasionally."

'Welcome to the logo-in-each-corner channel'

Queen of Upcycling!

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Drunken singers in a public house

House hunting is cruel.

"And today Jess will only be joining us via audio."

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

Working at Home Half Day

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Female Dominance.

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

Exams

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

The lessor of two evils.

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

Complaints (just kidding).

Mary Quant.