Raceway Renegade Mugs

Queen of Upcycling!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Tractor Racing

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Ready for a run!

House hunting is cruel.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

Exams

'But this IS my mobile home!'

The lessor of two evils.

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

Solar Storm Expected!

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

Lawyers Playing Tennis

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"