Race Track Renegade Mugs

'Hmm...a Nobel Laureate in Economics said, 'It's not easy to get rich in Vegas, at Churchill Downs or at the local Merrill Lynch office.'

Tractor Racing

'Don't put any money on him. I caught him betting on the favourite.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

Queen of Upcycling!

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Ready for a run!

The Bland Leading the Bland

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

House hunting is cruel.

Music Freak.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

Solar Storm Expected!

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

Mary Quant.

The lessor of two evils.

Bill Tilden

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

Cluster Catastrophe

Lawyers Playing Tennis

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."