Bowling Alley Adventurer T-Shirts

'Watch the expression on Helen's face when I throw this.'

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Cross-country knitting.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Arcarde Patrol

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

An affair to remember.

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

Ass-less Chaps

Claw Machine Head

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

"I'm beginning to really dislike Casual Fridays."

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

Alien Arcade

"Dang glasses!"

Banana Arcade Game

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

"I'm afraid there's little we can do to reverse the significant losses projected for our bowling team."

'...I've gotta get out of here. My boss thinks I'm meeting with clients, so I don't need any media attention.'

"Whac a mole" "Catch a fish"

Desert Island Game

'You do a good job here and maybe the Don will promote you.'