Bowling Alley Adventurer T-Shirts

Bowling ball coconuts

'Watch the expression on Helen's face when I throw this.'

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Cross-country knitting.

Arcarde Patrol

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

Ass-less Chaps

An affair to remember.

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

Claw Machine Head

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

"I'm beginning to really dislike Casual Fridays."

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

Kid plays video game, TV fires bullets at parents.

Alien Arcade

"Dang glasses!"

Zoltar

'...I've gotta get out of here. My boss thinks I'm meeting with clients, so I don't need any media attention.'

Banana Arcade Game

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

Desert Island Game