Reference Renegade Gifts

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

Queen of Upcycling!

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'My whole family made New Year's resolutions. Dad's eating more fruit, Mom's eating more vegetables, and I'm eating more cake.'

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Female Dominance.

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

Exams

Problem solving centre.

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'I think it's fair to say we're opposed to tame sex marriage.'

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

Mary Quant.

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

Complaints (just kidding).

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

'My Ed is a lawyer. All of his New Year's resolutions have escape clauses.'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

We are on the move. . .