Review Renegade Gifts

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

"Maybe next time you should pay the bill BEFORE you tell them you're giving the place a lousy online review!"

Confession. Terrible confession. My favorite kind. By day, I work at this caf

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Queen of Upcycling!

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

Music Freak.

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

Female Dominance.

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Exams

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'I think it's fair to say we're opposed to tame sex marriage.'

Complaints (just kidding).

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

Solar Storm Expected!

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

Mary Quant.

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

Cluster Catastrophe

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

TV tie-in book signpost.

"It starts out with a standard romantic plot: Boy meets Girl, Boy loses Girl, wins her back, Girl kills Boy, devours his head and lays eggs in his carcass. Ok, now here's the twist..."

'Do I look as though I want to play Monopoly?'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"