Bowling Alley Employee Pillows

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

High security Santa's grotto

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'Can I get a box for this?'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"Your son's autism is still affecting his job, but we're learning to deal with some of his repetitive symptoms."

Santa bowling.

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

"Have you seen my bowling ball?"

"I'm afraid there's little we can do to reverse the significant losses projected for our bowling team."

"We went bowling last night and well, yeah."

"This duck call costs more than my cell phone did."

'Our tests show this to be a more aerodynamic position.'

Bookmaker: Tote Bag.

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

Charity Santa with tip jar.

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

"Stan thinks he's better than us now that he's a bowling consultant."

"Irritable bowls syndrome."

'Tell you what, you think about it, and I'll go bowling!'

"Oh he's just lucky, and a robot."

Car Bowling Pins

'Watch the expression on Helen's face when I throw this.'

Risk assessment offered to punters.

Bowling alley.

Guillotine Skittles.