Bowling Alley Buff Pillows

"He's been marking every frame. You should probably take him outside."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Ratminton

'It's baseball season!'

The Other Cooperstown

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

'The grudge match.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

William Tell

Bowling ball head.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

King Pin