Bow And Arrow Buffs Gifts

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

William Tell

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Did you let go of the wrong piece again?'

"Lovely weather for it."

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'Let's do those Grimm brothers for hate speech.'

Cricket.

"I'm pursuing the reason I was put on earth."

Violin

'I don't have the patience for this problem.'

"Lots of people will lose their jobs to robots, but I don't think they can ever replace us!"

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

'...and then the photographer told me to hold the Sharps like this.'

Boat Race and Dog

"He started with the gunslinger opening, but quickly ran into the posse defense."

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

"Can you believe I was denied a 'Concealed Carry' for this?"

Light Artillery

Friends.

Toast baseball.

"Oh no, we're not looking for humans to study artificial intelligence - we're machines who want to study humans. Interested?"

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

"Toupee!"

'This pitcher throws screwballs. Better hand me my 'special' bat.'

Computer Chess.