Bow And Arrow Buff Pillows

'Hank, I think I see why you keep shooting high.'

The archer is better looking, but the fighter has more hit points.

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

William Tell

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Occupational Hazards.

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"We've reduced our emissions by 78%"

'Termites!'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'You don't mind do you. Only it's Doctor Figgins birthday party tonight.'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

'Did you let go of the wrong piece again?'

'He's a political science major. He looks up to everything loaded with hot air.'

"Lovely weather for it."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Balloon Man

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

Cricket.

Violin

"I'm pursuing the reason I was put on earth."

Monk Jokes

Dollar sign balloon.

'I don't care WHO started it!'

'I don't have the patience for this problem.'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

"Lots of people will lose their jobs to robots, but I don't think they can ever replace us!"

"Can you believe I was denied a 'Concealed Carry' for this?"

"...seemed like a good idea at the time."