Bow And Arrow Buff Mugs

'Hank, I think I see why you keep shooting high.'

The archer is better looking, but the fighter has more hit points.

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

William Tell

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Take it. It's your bonus."

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Occupational Hazards.

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"We've reduced our emissions by 78%"

'Termites!'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'You don't mind do you. Only it's Doctor Figgins birthday party tonight.'

'Did you let go of the wrong piece again?'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

'He's a political science major. He looks up to everything loaded with hot air.'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

Imran Khan

Balloon Man

"Lovely weather for it."

Hairy Potter and friend..

Monk Jokes

'I don't have the patience for this problem.'

Dollar sign balloon.

Cricket.

"I'm pursuing the reason I was put on earth."

'I don't care WHO started it!'

'I need a spell to vanquish Harry Potter hype.'

Violin

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'