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'...and then the photographer told me to hold the Sharps like this.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"But I use all of them!"

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

Newton discovers surrealism

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Really big bang

"Lovely weather for it."

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'You never had it so good! Just wait! You'll come crawling back to me!'

'Her and her silicone implants!'

Cricket.

Sympathy

"I can't heeear you!"

'You know, you shouldn't make the evolutionary jump from water to land until an hour after you eat.'

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

"Lots of people will lose their jobs to robots, but I don't think they can ever replace us!"

'I can't understand why no one came to our housewarming.'

Think tank: 'I think therefore I blow stuff up!'

Friends.

'I want to take out a restraining order against evolution!'

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.