Future Weapons Buff Pillows

'I am fed up, we seem to have nothing in common anymore,'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

Nuclear Proliferation

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

COWMIKAZES

"But I use all of them!"

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Progress?

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

The Bronze Age of Television

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

Newton discovers surrealism

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Physics toy.

Ancient Weapons

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

The Jumping Tank

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

Global Arms Trade

Really big bang

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

"All we want is something new that will incapacitate the enemy without giving us a bad press."