Sci-fi Weaponry Buff Pillows

"...and this so-called 'Death Ray' of Doctor Fate's is no more than a blatant rip-off of Professor Von Doom's Extinction Beam."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Robotic Man

"You left this on our ship."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Ascent of Machine.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Head over Hooves

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Time Machine Collision

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'