Mythical Buff Pillows

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Knight Golfing

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Where was the TSA?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

A vampire in a canoe.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Right here's fine."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Extreme Sisyphus