Classic Horror Buff Pillows

'...We're not catching anything because we're spooking the fish.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Dracula robbing a blood bank.

Giant slug attacks a city

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Horror movies

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Werewolves of London..."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Zombies.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Professor Tulp meets his match

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"