Ghost Story Buff Gifts

Moments before the legend of 'the headless horseman' is born.

For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine.

"Scrooge, I'm the ghost of Christmas past and this is Dave, the ghost of Christmas p****d."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Zombies.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Get a tomb!"

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Marley had a little lamb

Ghostship

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Welcome Ghost.

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Redlaw and the Phantom

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

Marley's Ghost

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath