Horror-loving Lover Mugs

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Chiller Theatre

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Solar Frankenstein

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Trick or Tweet

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Zombie pet tricks.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Punkins

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"How was prom?"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."