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"'The Walking Dead','American Horror Story','Bates Motel', or the Convention?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Home depot."

Cut!

Silence of the Chickens...

Astral Projection

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"I said slime."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Open House of Horrors

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Miami Mice

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

'There's an imposter among us!'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Zombie Problems

The Mummy's Purse...

Frankenstein's Reading Light