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Giant Monster in Bath

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Pharaoh Cocoon

A Quiet Rebuke.

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"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Tough Teddies

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

At The Imaginary Museum of Fine Art: 'Bare Bulb Hanging' A Deconstructed Mobile.

Falling for art

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

"Mobile Tree Home"

"And these are from Warhol's lesser known 'Thanksgiving' series."

"The Grim Reaper is waiting to see you, Mr. Lawson. Are you in or out?"

His films need to be viewed with a post modernist sense of irony...

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

"I'm a weasel in a mink's body."

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

"Winter in Central Park just isn't the same without all of last year's Christo crap."

Pink Lion

Olympic Rings

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."