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Spiro & Pusho and the crabs from the basin.

A woman's reflection is reversed.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"Is really wet, here!"

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Planet of the Ants

"Women do not appreciate power tools as last minute gift ideas."

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

Lester Hacks into an Abacus.

'Hot Apple Pie' from a cash machine

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

Hammock for Man on Desert Island with Single Tree

"Mobile Tree Home"

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'Going down?'

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

"The Grim Reaper is waiting to see you, Mr. Lawson. Are you in or out?"

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

Eagle attacking the Dove of Peace

What heppens when you tie a rope around an elephant's loins and sit a cowboy on its back. (Rodeo today).

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."