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Jesus snowblows a cloud.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Glance Exchange

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Had enough of the box.

"Valet park only"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

"I like fountains very much!"

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Man guarding a written border.

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

Nikolai Gogol

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Exhibition for Prisoners

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

"You think you're barking at nothing, but you're really barking at all the angry political rhetoric."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

Metal Detector, Melanin dector

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Micromanagement

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

Mutant coronavirus

Wildlife trade and COVID-19.

Apple white paint results in pictures of apples.

Meter Maid

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

'Going down?'