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"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Giant Monster in Bath

"Frosty the Repairman"

A small man under a giant microscope.

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

Family Portrait

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

"Get your knockoff pretzels."

"Mobile Tree Home"

"The Grim Reaper is waiting to see you, Mr. Lawson. Are you in or out?"

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"I'm a weasel in a mink's body."

"Looks like the thong birds are getting ready to fly south for the winter."

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

Shakuhachi!

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

"Psssst! Jimmy, wake up man! I think you're having a nightmare!"

'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'