Alternative Art Fans Gifts

Giant Monster in Bath

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Pharaoh Cocoon

A Quiet Rebuke.

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KAWAII T'AI CHI

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

Tough Teddies

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

At The Imaginary Museum of Fine Art: 'Bare Bulb Hanging' A Deconstructed Mobile.

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

Falling for art

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"And these are from Warhol's lesser known 'Thanksgiving' series."

His films need to be viewed with a post modernist sense of irony...

"The Grim Reaper is waiting to see you, Mr. Lawson. Are you in or out?"

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

"Mobile Tree Home"

"I'm a weasel in a mink's body."

Marilyn Manson.

"Winter in Central Park just isn't the same without all of last year's Christo crap."

Pink Lion

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

Icarus' mistake

Marilyn Manson