Alternative Culture Admirers Gifts

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Giant Monster in Bath

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Punk Reindeer

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Tough Teddies

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Homing Beatnik

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."

"Believe me, everyone at the bank envies our simple lifestyle."

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

New Milks

"...I hate mainstream music."

'Yeah, but I was a disgusting bum before it was fashionable to be a disgusting bum!'

"I enjoyed smoking it more when marijuana was illegal."

"I'll be doing my deliveries naked this year, Mrs. Claus!!"

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

Hippie Army Knife

'Your eyes are limpid pools. What are you on?'

"Spot Mr Conformity, Mr Identikit, and Mr No Individuality!"