Alternative Culture Admirers Gifts

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Punk Reindeer

Giant Monster in Bath

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Tough Teddies

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

Homing Beatnik

An Anarchist's Christmas

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

Marilyn Manson

Marilyn Manson.

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

New Milks

"Believe me, everyone at the bank envies our simple lifestyle."

"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."

"...I hate mainstream music."

'Yeah, but I was a disgusting bum before it was fashionable to be a disgusting bum!'

"I enjoyed smoking it more when marijuana was illegal."

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

Hippie Army Knife

"I'll be doing my deliveries naked this year, Mrs. Claus!!"

'Your eyes are limpid pools. What are you on?'