Alternative Culture Lovers Gifts

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Giant Monster in Bath

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

Homing Beatnik

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

An Anarchist's Christmas

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

Hipsters knit their beards.

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

Marilyn Manson

Marilyn Manson.

Far out Man! A pot machine!

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

'Oh, come on in -- we were just swapping old anti-war stories.'

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

1998: A Look Back - January & February

"Believe me, everyone at the bank envies our simple lifestyle."

"Mom, Dad, this is Eddie, my heart's shaman!"

New Milks

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

Punk and bull admire each other's nose rings.

"I enjoyed smoking it more when marijuana was illegal."