Alternative Culture Lovers Gifts

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Giant Monster in Bath

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Homing Beatnik

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

Hipsters knit their beards.

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

Far out Man! A pot machine!

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

'Oh, come on in -- we were just swapping old anti-war stories.'

New Milks

"Believe me, everyone at the bank envies our simple lifestyle."

1998: A Look Back - January & February

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

"Mom, Dad, this is Eddie, my heart's shaman!"

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

Punk and bull admire each other's nose rings.

"I enjoyed smoking it more when marijuana was illegal."

'Yeah, but I was a disgusting bum before it was fashionable to be a disgusting bum!'