Alternative Culture Lover Gifts

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"He's gone mainstream."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Giant Monster in Bath

Punk Reindeer

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

Homing Beatnik

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

Hipsters knit their beards.

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

'They're playing our song.'

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Marilyn Manson

Far out Man! A pot machine!

Marilyn Manson.

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

'Oh, come on in -- we were just swapping old anti-war stories.'

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

1998: A Look Back - January & February

"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."

"Believe me, everyone at the bank envies our simple lifestyle."

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

'Welcome to St Judes Summer Fayre' full of cannabis related items