Alternative Culture Aficionado Gifts

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

Giant Monster in Bath

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

'They're playing our song.'

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

A street salesman selling winkles.

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You have Saturday Night Fever, Wally, what you need is wine, women and song.'

Welcome to Hell: 'Be the first of your friends to like this.'

'You can hip, but no hop and cut back from bling bling to just bling.'

Putin and some Russian hackers

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

"You've been eating that 'special' grass again, haven't you?"

"Sorry mate, I'm just off home, but there's an all night dealer down the road."