'George just can't help himself....He has to 'act-up' in front of a camera!'
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The Anti-Agent
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"I need to know who started it."
'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'
Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.
'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
"I spy with my little eye…"
"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"
The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.
'Your parents are way too overprotective.'
CCTV in church.
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.
Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.
It's spooky how Amazon can track you down
Information about information about information about information.
The Modern Godot
Shark tower surveillance camera.
"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."
"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"
"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"
"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."
'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'
'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'
'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'
HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"
Spy Satellite
'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'
Uncle Sam is Big Brother.
Super-ego Surveillance
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