Tv Talent Gifts

'Spin, doctor!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

The Drummer

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Men discussing a book on a chat show

The girl who has everything...

Barry Norman

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Piers Morgan.

Gillian Leigh Anderson

Kathryn Morris

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

Trump commissions song

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

Sofia Vergara

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

Bob Monkhouse

David Letterman

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

the Morning Joe team.

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

The Ox Factor

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"Five minutes, General."

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

Sammy Davis Jnr.

Amy Schumer

Suggs.