Mythical Figure Admirer Gifts

"Certainly we do upgrades, what are you trading in?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Little help?"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Hildegard von Bingen

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Jason and the Aga notes,

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Phoenix

Unicorn Working From Home

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"My God! There goes middle management."

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Robert Schumann

Medieval Office Supplies

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Fishy tail.

Charles Baudelaire

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Naming that Impala

Purple Fairy

Beware of the Dragon

Better Gnomes.

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'