Mythology Appreciator Gifts

"He's an asylum seeker."

I can't believe he made me climb all the way up here just to save on shipping.

'I have done something about Lady Godiva - I got her to wear a garter belt and hose didn't I?'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Don't rush me. I can't be everywhere at once.'

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Easter Island legs

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Tut and Carmen.

Toadstools

Vlad the Impala

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Here be dragons.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lady of the bath...

Lesser known greek gods,

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Bigfoot"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Neptune

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.