Mythology Appreciator Gifts

"He's an asylum seeker."

'I have done something about Lady Godiva - I got her to wear a garter belt and hose didn't I?'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Don't rush me. I can't be everywhere at once.'

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Easter Island legs

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Toadstools

Venus

Vlad the Impala

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Lesser known greek gods,

Here be dragons.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lady of the bath...

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Warrior Woman

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Neptune

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."