Mythical Story Appreciator Gifts

Babies come from a heart shape.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Europa takes a selfie

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Nanki Poo

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Jack and the Beanie stock.

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

"He's an asylum seeker."

'I have done something about Lady Godiva - I got her to wear a garter belt and hose didn't I?'

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

"Hopefully our species will survive this cruise."

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

Noah's ark in a draught.

'Good God! What's that? I wish Merlin would stick to the occasional dragon manifestation and free eggs for the peasants.'

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

"Great interview! and your credentials are impeccable, there's just one last thing..."

"If you kiss me I turn into a prince and if you lick him, well, you can’t really be hallucinating more than you are already."

'Don't rush me. I can't be everywhere at once.'

Giant Visitor

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

"I have no idea what you are babbling about, and why aren't you working on the tower."

'Your rainbow needs more gold.'

"And don't you dare say you know how I feel."