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Babies come from a heart shape.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Nanki Poo

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Europa takes a selfie

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Jack and the Beanie stock.

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

"He's an asylum seeker."

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

'I have done something about Lady Godiva - I got her to wear a garter belt and hose didn't I?'

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

"Hopefully our species will survive this cruise."

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

Noah's ark in a draught.

'Good God! What's that? I wish Merlin would stick to the occasional dragon manifestation and free eggs for the peasants.'

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

"Great interview! and your credentials are impeccable, there's just one last thing..."

"If you kiss me I turn into a prince and if you lick him, well, you can’t really be hallucinating more than you are already."

'Don't rush me. I can't be everywhere at once.'

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

Giant Visitor

"I have no idea what you are babbling about, and why aren't you working on the tower."

'Your rainbow needs more gold.'

"And don't you dare say you know how I feel."